Art by Stephen Gibb |
Again, if you’re already convinced of atheism, you’ll likely
nod your head in agreement with the thrust of those remarks. Of course religion
is a childish hangover from ignorant times long past! Progress in scientific
understanding and in technological control over our environment has shown that
while religion persists despite the rash hopes of certain prominent atheists,
mass religious faith is awkward in this milieu. Like the man-child suffering a
midlife crisis who attempts to regain his youth by divorcing his wife, buying a
sports car and attempting to date young women, whose antics his friends and
coworkers can only tolerate but not respect, theistic beliefs and practices are
flat-out embarrassing. If you live in what is euphemistically called a
technologically-undeveloped part of the world, including a rural area of an
advanced, wealthy country like the United States, your “clinging to your guns
and religion,” as President Obama put it, may be required for you to fit in,
but your way of life is nonetheless a disgrace according to higher standards
for humanity.
All of which, again, can be taken more or less for granted,
assuming you’ve travelled the intellectual dark web to arrive at this article.
Religion’s a folly for the most embarrassing kind of clown: the kind that’s
unaware he or she is covered in nutty attire. Would it surprise you, however, to learn that rationality, logic and science, philosophy and skepticism are just as preposterous and
clownish? That there are very few non-clowns inhabiting the circus tents of
our societies? Reason, too, is foolish because rational people suffer from
delusions that are just as gratuitous, albeit not as anachronistic as those
that discredit the religious masses. When we reason, we think we’re in control
of circumstances because we’re in agreement with reality. We think the world
itself is rational, that there’s a natural order which we can approximate with
our models and theories and worldviews. We think we’re progressing, maturing
beyond the childhood phase of our species, by leaving behind myths and
fairytales and dealing with the facts we discover through the hard work of
rational investigation. In short, we subscribe to the ideology of humanism.
Reason isn’t merely a tool we pick up and apply instinctively like an animal
with no delusions of grandeur. No, we idolize reason and replace theistic
religion with a civic one that derives from early-modern fanfare.