One trope you’ll find in Christian writings is that their
religion is unique because of the life and teachings of Jesus.
Invariably, these apologists take their scriptures at face value and rattle
off a list of Jesus’ miracles, from his virgin birth to his curing of diseases
to his resurrection and ascension. Amusingly, one such article compares Christianity to other religions, summarizing
the teachings of Hinduism and adding by way of refutation, “Hinduism as it is
actually practiced consists largely of superstition, legendary stories about
the gods, occult practices, and demon worship.” There is, of course, no way to
take that response seriously without casting an equally skeptical eye on
Christianity. The palpable double standard shows that the trope of laying out a
case for Christianity’s unique reliability is mere pretense and sales technique.
Obviously, if Hindus engaged in occult practices, why not
say the same about Jesus’s magic healings? Or if Hindu stories of gods are
legendary, Christianity’s could be the same. As demonstrated in just the last
few centuries when critical scholars finally studied the Bible in an objective
manner, the case for Christianity’s historicity was never as strong as the
official presentation of the scriptures misled the world to believe. The four
gospel narratives, for example, aren’t independent of each other, no one knows
who wrote them, and they appear to have been written several decades or more
after the events in question. Moreover, these narratives find fault with each
other as the authors edit unwanted parts of the rival gospel. The earliest New
Testament writings, Paul’s letters, hardly ever refer to Jesus as an historical
person. Meanwhile, early non-Christian references to Jesus are now infamous for
being forgeries (the Josephus passage), confused and irrelevant (Suetonius’
reference to the Roman expulsion of Jews who had been agitated by “Chrestus”),
or of otherwise dubious evidentiary value (the second-hand references which
show only that there were early Christian practices, not that the Christians’
beliefs about Jesus are accurate).
If we should take partisan ravings for granted and mistake
fiction or myth for history, why not accept that every cult leader was the
greatest person to have ever lived or that Hercules was the strongest man because
of his epic labours?
Jesus’s Moral Revolution
Leaving aside, then, the preposterous appeals to evidence
for Jesus’s supernatural uniqueness, there’s still the question whether the
religion’s natural aspects, such as
its teachings and historical impact are unique. In particular, says the
theologian David Bentley Hart, Christianity improved on the pagan world in that Jesus introduced the concept of the universality of personhood, bestowing
on all humans the right to dignity. Originally, writes Hart,
at least in many very crucial contexts, “persons” were something of a rarity in nature. At least, as far as ancient Roman legal usage, one’s person was the status one held before the law, and this was anything but an invariable property among all individuals…To “have a person”—habere personam—was to have a face before the eyes of the law, to possess the rights of a free and propertied citizen, to be entrusted to offer testimony on the strength of one’s own word, to be capable before a magistrate of appeal to higher authority. At the far opposite end of the social scale, however, was that far greater number of individuals who could be classed as “non habentes personas,” “not having persons”—not, as it were, having faces before the law or, for that matter, before society. The principal occupants of this category were, of course, slaves.
To slaves we might add women, since they too were
second-class citizens in patriarchal societies.
Now, the allegation that personal dignity wasn’t universal
anywhere in the pagan world prior to Christianity is false. In Hinduism and
Jainism, for example, everyone was considered potentially divine, being one
with the essence of ultimate reality, and the separateness of our natural
selves being illusory. Still, Christianity emphasized the equality of those
natural selves in its tales of Jesus attending to the lowest of the low,
including foreigners, women, prostitutes, slaves, the poor, the sick and even enemies
such as a Roman soldier who was helping to oppress Jesus’ fellow Jews. Jesus
said, “love your enemies, do good to them” (Luke 6:35), which suggests
Christianity had a revolutionary view of how we should live. Jesus evidently wanted
his listeners to see the world as God sees it.
However, the main
problem with inferring on that basis that Christianity is unique is that Jesus only
replaced one hierarchy with another rather than eliminating all lamely-anthropocentric
hierarchies. Did the pagan world have social hierarchies in which men ruled
over women and masters dominated slaves, for example? Sure, but Jesus’ message
of our equal worth conflicts with his dichotomy between the sheep and the
goats, the saved and the damned. Far from respecting everyone’s differences as so
many choices made by dignified persons beloved by God, Jesus implies that most
people deserve a fate worse than death, to be punished forever in hellfire. To
say that God respects our freedom to choose to reject his offer of salvation
through Christ’s sacrificial death, and that God punishes nonbelievers only to
honour that choice is insufferable doubletalk. Rejecting a miracle you see with
your eyes might indicate some waywardness that deserves punishment or at least
correction, but rejecting one of thousands of competing hearsay miracle claims,
centuries after the miracle supposedly happened and long after the universe has
been shown to be natural and godless merits the eating of crow on the part of
Christendom, not hellfire for skeptics.
Indeed, Christian exclusiveness narrows the ranks of those who fare well in the social hierarchy,
since now salvation requires the right state of mind, not just token actions
such as prayer or ritual sacrifice. All non-Christians are implicitly condemned
not as beloved children of God, but as servants of demons whom the Bible
depicts as being flayed right along with unrepentant sinners on Judgment Day. This
is why Jesus reverses expectations when he says, “many who are first will be
last, and many who are last will be first” (Matt.19:30). The Christian revolution was always conceived of not as an elevation of
all humanity, but as a reversal of the natural social order. Whereas the rich
prosper in nature, in God’s kingdom they’ll suffer. And the Christian reversals
go on and on: “Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of
heaven. Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. Blessed are
the meek, for they will inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and
thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled” (Matt.5:3-6). So Christianity
isn’t unique for eliminating social hierarchies; instead, this religion would replace
natural hierarchies with the supernatural order of God’s kingdom. In God’s
kingdom those who succeed in natural terms fail, while those who failed in men’s
kingdoms will be raised to the highest level. Instead of condemning women, the frail,
the poor, and the slaves for their supposed earthly shortcomings, Jesus
condemns all who reject God’s supposed offer of forgiveness. “Woe to the
Pharisees!” said Jesus, since they missed the spirit of the Jewish law and will
be held in contempt by God.
The Christian “Reasons” for Morality
What, though, of the reasons Jesus offers in defense of his
moral revolution? Is Christianity unique in the strength of its arguments on
behalf of those role reversals? Take, for example, Jesus’ command to love your
enemies. Luke 6:35 reads in its entirety, “But love your enemies, do good to
them, and lend to them without expecting
to get anything back. Then your
reward will be great, and you will be children of the Most High, because he
is kind to the ungrateful and wicked” (my emphasis). First of all, the
Christian god is hardly kind to the ungrateful and wicked, since they’re
supposed to be roasted forever in hell. Notice, in any case, the blatant
contradiction between saying we should lend without expecting to get anything
in return, and saying such lenders will be rewarded by God in the afterlife. The
explicit biblical reason offered for Christian altruism is consequentialist: Christians should be selfless in imitation
of Jesus, not because other people are inherently worthy, but to impress a
deity whose standards for some reason are higher than we can easily imagine.
The concept of a deity who expects perfection from creatures he made imperfect,
by making them something other than himself is manifestly defective. But Luke warms
to the theme: “If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even
sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to those who are good to
you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners do that” (6:32-33). So the goal
of Christian altruism is to receive higher
credit than the earthly kind. Now ask yourself whether it’s possible to
love something if you have an ulterior motive. No, that love would be as phony
as the conceit that a myth should be treated as provable history.
There’s also an implicit biblical argument for altruism,
which is that we should take radical action because God’s kingdom is near. “The
time has come,” he said. “The kingdom of God has come near. Repent and believe
the good news!” (Mark 1:15). The primitive presumption here is that whereas God’s
attention must have been focused elsewhere for thousands of our years, now
finally God attends to us so that what we do in these final days before the end
of all earthly kingdoms will be uppermost in God’s mind. Thus, we must raise
our standards to ensure our salvation. Christian morality is still based only on a divine command theory, according to which morality is following orders largely out of fear of a much greater power. But Jesus adds that because the end times are near, we ought to go above and beyond, following the spirit rather than just the letter of the law. Of course, an omniscient god should have
no trouble remembering what our ancestors did long before the Second Coming and
Judgment Day. Thus, there should be no need for desperate measures just prior
to God’s entrance into our world. God’s expectations shouldn’t be raised just
because he’s “nearer” to us than he was “before,” because God transcends space
and time, by definition.
In any case, the
bigger problem is more apparent: the end of the world never happened and God’s
kingdom never came! Thus there’s even less of a Christian reason to be
radical altruists, because that eschatological argument rests on a false
assumption. This embarrassment led Christians to reinterpret Jesus’ prophecies
about the Second Coming’s nearness as being spiritual rather than temporal. Accordingly,
God’s kingdom is near not in the sense that the days or years are counting
down, but because we can so easily usher in an age of peace if only we take
Jesus’ advice and love our neighbours as ourselves. Again, doing so isn’t so easy
if the required motives conflict with each other, that is, if we’re supposed to
love neighbours as altruists while thinking mainly of ourselves and our rewards
after death. Perhaps it was just as well that God decided to save us the hassle
of improving our welfare, by dying on our behalf—except that there’s no reason
to think any such miracle happened, assuming the scriptural evidence is so
problematic.
But this spiritual or metaphorical interpretation of Jesus’s
eschatological talk raises another argument for Christianity’s uniqueness,
which is that even if the moral revolution wasn’t radical and Jesus’s reasons
for morality are weak or nonexistent, perhaps we should be impressed by the
religion’s historical impact. Maybe liberalism
and civil rights flowered in the modern West only because Jesus had planted the
seeds by positing that the downtrodden aren’t disposable but are just as worthy
of God’s attention as kings and queens. The problem with this argument is that
its proponent must have recourse to a superhuman reserve of chutzpah, which
itself is unlikely. Even if we assume that Eastern cultures have no signs of independent
moral progress, calling attention to how modern liberalism and socialism arose
poses the risk of making Christianity look shabby by comparison. Early modern philosophers knew how to put
forward respectable arguments, because they modeled their discourse not on
ancient myths but on scientific theories. They assumed that tradition
carries little intellectual weight, because we’re prone to succumbing to
cultural inertia and to deferring to biases and dogmas that grow further and
further from the truth the more time passes and the more they’re revered. These
natural philosophers were humanists not because they assumed we’re made with
immaterial spirits in God’s image, but because they realized after the Dark Age
that no deities are coming to our rescue and so we must rely on our meager
resources to solve our problems. So they learned to reason their way to
realistic philosophical conclusions, taking as inspiration the dialogues and humanistic
naturalism of the ancient Greeks over which Christianity had allegedly
triumphed.
For example, Descartes argued that knowledge is based on the
axiom that skepticism is self-refuting, since even the skeptic has to concede
that she can’t doubt that she exists as a thinking mind (since that doubt would
prove as much). And Immanuel Kant argued that universal personhood is grounded
in our autonomy which again is sustained not by any supernatural nature but by our
rational capacity to make sense of our experience. Far from demonstrating Christian
supremacy, the lunacy of comparing Western philosophical arguments for human
rights, egalitarianism, and altruism with Jesus’s from the New Testament piles
yet more humiliation onto Christianity. First the saviour was executed by the
Romans, proving God wasn’t at his back. That prompted the early Christians to
search for excuses for Jesus’s failure, and so they spread the legend that
Jesus conquered death and will return soon in glory. (He had to return soon to comfort his earliest followers
who would have been most distressed by the defeat.) Then Christians suffered
the additional humiliation that the second coming never came, and they duly
racked their brains for lame theological excuses to avoid the cognitive
dissonance. Then Christianity won over the failing Roman Empire and Christians had
to provide yet more apologies for that spectacular betrayal of Jesus’s message:
Jesus said to love your enemies, not to become exactly like them in a formal
alliance; he said to give to Caesar what’s his and to God what’s God’s, not to
sell your integrity for earthly power. And now the Christian means to encourage
a comparison between New Testament and early-modern reasoning, and we’re
supposed to pretend that this religion isn’t an appalling farce? No, if Jesus
planted the seeds of secular humanism, he acted only as a deaf and blind
madman, hurling seeds hither and thither, leaving it to much later thinkers like Spinoza, Locke, Rousseau, Kant, and Mill to
ponder how farming really works, as it were, and what the real basis is of human freedom, dignity, and happiness.
However, these theological arguments are red herrings, since
the likely initial reason for Christian moral universalism (regardless of
whether Jesus existed) would have been unconscious. As Nietzsche said, Jesus
heralded a revolt of the omegas. The
point was to spread the word of morality to lower the social standards
sufficiently for the weak to be given charity. The point was that the self-righteous
poor were resentful for being kept under the boot heel of the mighty, so they
devised a ploy whereby the rulers would sink to the slave’s level. Personhood
had to be universal for even the Jews and especially Jesus’s illiterate,
blundering fishermen to own this bounty. Civil rights would have to come later,
because Christians didn’t esteem the kind of critical reflection that would arrive
at this implication. Instead, they assumed God would graciously reward them for
their longsuffering. Yet no grace or gift of mercy should have been needed if
human nature deserves to be treated with dignity. If we’ve wallowed in error
and depravity for millennia, that’s likely because God has been absent from the
field and solving the existential conundrum of how to live in an absurd world
is next to impossible.
In any case, Christianity’s true talents lie elsewhere, in a
more blasphemous direction. Monotheism makes God irrelevant by defining “him” as transcending anything we can conceive of
that might bear on the transpiring of a natural event. As the anthropologist Rene
Girard explained in Things Hidden since
the Foundation of the World, Christianity implicitly refutes all religions,
including itself, by revealing the illogic of human sacrifice which had been
fundamental to the world’s religions. By religious magical thinking, society saves
itself from self-destruction owing to human animalism, by scapegoating some hapless
members, be they women or foreigners or witches of Jews or the physically disabled
or Mexicans or whomever. Christianity features a Monty Pythonesque sacrifice in
which the victim is perfectly innocent and those who sacrificed him—the Jews
and Romans—were portrayed as decadent or antisocial and as heartless oppressors,
respectively.
If the religious idea of human sacrifice makes no sense,
Christianity effectively deconstructs the world’s religions and exposes itself,
too, as preposterous. Christianity would be akin to a work of slapstick comedy
in which the comedian holds up that base form to ridicule. To worship that final
slapstick comedian would amount to missing the point that she means to take
herself off the stage so the audience can proceed to more sophisticated
entertainments. Thus, if Christianity implies that the notion of human
sacrifice is barbaric, it strikes me as counterproductive to hold up the death
of Jesus as the ultimate instance of such sacrifice. Perhaps the pseudothought here
is that while human sacrifices are
grotesque expressions of folly and vice, the self-destruction of a god ought to be revelatory. Perhaps, but
we should wonder what such a death would reveal. Needless to say, a god that
dies in one incarnation but not in that god’s potentially infinite other forms and
that demands we be awed by such a staged and superficial demise would be a
trickster deity to be waved away like some annoying gremlin. But genuine divine self-destruction would
entail that reality is horrific, which would cast all pursuits of happiness as
being themselves shameful and blasphemous.
With its fellow monotheistic faiths, Christianity’s true
strength is in laying the groundwork for the grim dismissal of all theistic
nonsense. Mind you, no Christian can afford to admit that the most responsible interpretation
of the Christian message and record is that they’re omens testifying to the
need for reality-based, anti-Christian thought. It's left, then, for the likes of American Evangelicals and cynical Catholic priests, who are simultaneously the phoniest and the most authentic followers of Jesus, to show inadvertently the way beyond our kind's clueless phase.
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